Pacific Coast News
Against the advice of his friends and family, In Touch Weekly is reporting that Owen Wilson did not check into rehab following his much-publicized suicide attempt (the actor has had two prior stints in rehab). An insider told the mag:
"(Owen) doesn't think he really has a problem." But clearly the You, Me and Dupree star recognizes that he still needs some help. Making an effort to stay safe, as well as on the straight and narrow, Wilson hired a $750-a-day "sober companion," according to In Touch. The male attendant will stay by the celeb's side around the clock, even traveling with him. (Source)
A leech that hangs around a movie star 24/7 while draining his money and ability to have a good time is called a sober companion? I thought they were called wives? And did anyone else notice the article doesn't mention the gender of the $750 a day companion? Hell, I rented a much cheaper "companion" last weekend for about $35 an hour . . . of course I was in Tijuana. You should see the hilarious t-shirt I bought my wife; it reads: "My husband went to Tijuana and all I got was this lousy t-shirt . . . and this burning sensation I didn't have a week ago."
Um...it actually does mention the gender.....
"The male attendant will stay...."
Ahh yes, you are correct. $750/day and only two orifices. Owen's getting ripped off!
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com
For a split-second I thought you were offering me a job or a solicitation or something...but then I read on. Regardless, love the site and I still plan to visit it multiple times a day. When are you coming out with merchandise? I want a Celebslam tshirt!
$35 an hour for 24 hours means you got ripped off on your daily companion. You should shop where Owen shops.
So. The "cure" for suicidal depression is a prosistute? It's a man thing, huh?