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Is this O.J. Simpson story really that important? Sure why not. ET Online has the exclusive details of O.J.'s flight back to Florida yesterday. Snack packs! Chicken Caesar sandwiches! Red Wine! It's all there!:

O.J. Simpson and his girlfriend have landed in Florida and only ET has the details of his four hour and 20 minute flight. O.J. flew coach on US Airways Flight 888 from Las Vegas to Fort Lauderdale, FL, sitting in seat 4D while Christie Prody, his girlfriend, sat in 4E. Both the former football star and his girlfriend boarded early. O.J.'s attorney, Yale Galanter, sat in 4C and had to board with the rest of the passengers. Passengers were laughing and joking with O.J. as they boarded the flight.

O.J. purchased a $3 snack pack for himself (the pack included chips, salsa, fruit bar, chocolate bar, cheese and breadsticks) and a $5 chicken caesar sandwich for his girlfriend and paid for the meal with a $50 bill. O.J. drank Coca-Cola and ice water while in flight, while Christie drank a small $5 bottle of red wine. Christie brought her small black miniature Pomeranian onboard in a dog carrier.

While in flight, O.J. got a Louis Vuitton duffel bag out of the overhead compartment to get a pair of headphones and then watched Ocean's Thirteen and dozed, while his girlfriend requested a blanket and rested her head on his shoulder. The flight landed at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport at 11:50 p.m. (Source)

Wait a minute, am I sniffing too many magic markers again or did ET Online just provide me with the price and contents of the snack pack O.J. purchased while en route to Florida? Call me crazy but some of these media outlets might be taking this O.J. coverage a bit too far. So the guy dabbled in a little armed robbery and kidnapping. It's not like he killed somebody . . . like he could even do that. Not unless smiles, laughter, and half-eaten lollipops somehow become lethal. Guy's harmless.