Bauer-Griffin
Short intro means daddy had a long night *makes drinking motion with thumb and pinky* From the New York Post:
Naomi Campbell is making more enemies. The angry supermodel has conservationists in an uproar over her plans with former beau Flavio Briatore to open a five-star casino/hotel with 40 apartments in the Indian Ocean resort town of Malindi - which is also a coastal sanctuary for rare turtles. "This would have a very negative effect on turtle nesting," Athman Seif, director of the Malindi Marine Association, told the Times of London. "The lights would confuse the turtles and send them heading off in the wrong direction." (Source)
For once I agree with the environmentalists. We should never disturb the natural habitat of one of God's creatures. Besides, doesn't Naomi realize how tasty FRESH turtle eggs are? Sure casinos can be fun with all of the wealth, clean women, and lower crime rates they bring a neighborhood. But have you ever had a turtle egg steamed with chutney and oregano? It's like an orgasm in my mouth . . . damn that line sounded really gay--not that there's anything wrong with that. Get a few wine coolers in me and who knows what I'll be up for.
Turtle eggs..the other OTHER white meat!
Yeah. But did she throw a cell phone at the smelly bastards? Hell naw. Color them lucky.
Those damned conservationist and PETA should start thinking about the development of mankind. PETA came down very hard on Vick, although I did not agree with his abuse of animals. However, do you think that these organization, and the media at large (those that convicted Vick) should do more humanitarian work, such as speaking out about the kidnapping and torture of a black girl in West Virginia. If they did this, more people would consider their causes credible.