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I think Michelle Williams' mom or cousin works at the New York Post because here's what they printed this morning:

TWO days after announcing her split with Heath Ledger, a chic Michelle Williams strutted her stuff at Park Slope watering hole Union Hall. The stunning mother of 23-month- old daughter Matilda sported super high heels for a night out with the girls Sunday. "She looked gorgeous with her sleek bob and seemed happy," said one onlooker. "She was definitely showing it off." (Source)

WTF? Am I trapped in some fucked-up bizzaro world where women like Michelle Williams are considered gorgeous and stunning? If anything is stunning about this chick, it's how closely she resembles a Little Leaguer. Honestly, I'd rather make out with a broken bottle.