Bauer-Griffin
Ignoring warnings from the United States government, Mel Gibson is moving his family to an isolated part of Costa Rica. IMDB says:
The Mad Max actor, 51, plans to move his wife Robyn and seven children 3,000 miles away from their home in California to a $26 million ranch in a rural area that is known as "bandit territory". Ignoring official US government warnings, Gibson has put two properties in California and Connecticut on the market to finance his move to the densely wooded estate in the Guanacaste province on Costa Rica's northern Pacific coast. A State Department briefing warns that all American visitors there are "potential targets for criminals and kidnappers" and should never travel alone. It adds, "Local law enforcement agencies have limited capabilities and do not operate according to US standards." (Source)
What's not mentioned in the article is exactly why Gibson is moving his family thousands of miles away. The lack of roads maybe? No roads equals no DUIs. It's simple logic folks. There's a reason why Costa Rica probably has more alcoholics per square mile than any other country in the world. I think I heard that somewhere one time.
"...moving his family to an isolated part of Costa Rica." or as Mel calls it, "Crazyville"
He's prepping for his very own "Jonestown".
Im not sure I believe this story..even if hes crazy, why would his wife and kids agree to go?
Will he build an ice factory and try to show a block of ice to some isolated savages?
Yeah, they have the same advisories for Colombia too but as many times as I've been there, I've never experienced anything but beautiful people who are genuinely happy, uncorrupted by their culture and enjoying life in a very scenic land. I have a great time, every time. Screw the stereotypes. CNN amd all the other outlets feed people a lot of garbage. If you haven't been there - you can't say Shi+.
That's all bull... I invite you to come to Guanacaste, enjoy the beach, nature, and extremely happy people. According to recent studies, Guanacaste is one of the very few places in the world where people live the longest. And that is because of the way we eat, the way we live with less stress and the beautiful surroundings. So come and take a break from your surroundings someday. You'd want to bring your family too, for a much positive atmosphere.
First of all, some of his kids are grown now and one is even married. So, I seriously doubt this story is true. I don't think they're all moving there, lol.
I'll take no Jews for a thousand, Alex.
All you americas are so fucking idiots, don't even know if this country is in South America, o North America or Europe, fuck you loosers, there area more “... criminals and kidnappers” in USA, just read a little bit
Michael,
Would you answer one simple question for us?
If you are smarter than everyone else here, why is your spelling and grammar abilities far below that of every other post in this thread?
The post you submitted contained far more errors than all the other posts combined in this thread. Who's the real idiot here? What great country do you come from? I'd gladly trade statistics with you.
P.S.
"losers" instead of "loosers"
"Americans" instead of "americas"
"are" instead of "area"
"or" instead of "o"
"all you americas" should be written "All Americans"
"idiots" should have a period after it, because it ends a statement.
"are so fucking idiots" is improper in every way. It uses a plural noun to describe a plural noun.
The word "don't" is fragmented. It should also be capitalized since it starts a new statement.
"South America, North America or Europe" should be used instead of repeating the word "or" multiple times.
"in USA" is improper. It should be written "in the U.S.A. (USA)". A period should follow USA, because it ends that statement.
"just read a little bit" is improper and could be replaced with "Statistics show that...." or "If you'll read a little". It should also have been capitalized, because it begins a new statement.
How is it possible for a bright person like you to butcher a single statement like this? Please advise.
Total BS.
He does though have 6 adult children 18 and over and just 1 child. So why would he relocate his adult kids to Costa Rica. I'm certain they're living there own lives. DUH!!!!!!!!
JAJAAJAJAJAJAJ LOOSERS
Decidi hablar en puto ingles de mierda porque imagino que ninguno de usted pedazos de mierda entiende español, ya que se creen el centro del universo, y no se dan cuenta que son la peor mierda que existe sobre la tierra, poco de malparidos, hijueputas yanquis, que se ponen a criticar a costa rica sin saber acaso donde queda, y estoy seguro que ninguno de usted sabe como llegar ahi, y no solo eso, lo peor es que critican y no se dan cuenta la mierda de pais que tienen, malparidos asesinos, ladrones, y aun peor es que son unos tarados de mierda que no saben ni cual es la capital de Nicaragua o Panama, es mas no saben ni siquiera su propia historia..... que putas les interesa si Mel decide ir a Costa Rica, alla èl con sus deciciones, creen que andamos en tapa rabos, son una mierda todos ustedes los que critican mi pais, malparidos yanquis de mierda, me cago en todos ustedes
y al malparido de Dancnkc, me cago en su madre y toda su descendecia, en su papa y en las cuatro paredes de vientre que te pario hijo de puta yanqui de mierda, me vale una picha como se escriban esas palabras de picha, me pela la picha lo que me diga carepicha malparido de mierda, porque putas no se agarra el diccionario de mierda que uso y se lo mete entre el culo, carepicha, consumista, neoliberal, capitalista de mierda, agarre el puto i-pod que tiene a la par de su computadora y se lo sampa hasta adentro, con todos y cada unos de los chips de la puta computadora que le compro el carepicha de su tata, porque imagino que usted no pudo, y se la compro fue porque se la robò, cosa muy comun en los yanquis, carepicha malparido de mierda. Y tambien agarre su putas comillas de mierda con sus puntos de picha y se los come carepicha, para mi USA es la misma picha que poner MIERDA, entedio carepicha
Pido perdón por Michael...en serio, que triste mae expresarse así. Hubiera funcionado con sólo los dos primeros renglones.
--sorry for every single word Michael said--
Michael - I think you need to get some venilation running through that clay hut of yours and get your head on straight, hombre.
I know, the third world is a harsh place. I should be sympatico.
Michael,
Salve parva puella!
Are you capable of any kind of conversation that rises above maggot encrusted blather? I'm still awaiting a demonstration of your superior intellect. I know 'viva es dura' in the third world, but blasting people won't make it any easier.
Penny, thank you. That was very nice of you.
I lived in Costa Rica for a few years , while I was working there for INTEL . Let me tell you something , if you think Costa Rica is a bad place to live , you're incredibly misinformed ..putting it mildly.
Relative to what Mel is worth , financially , I'm piss poor...nonetheless , my salary allowed me to live in Costa Rica , like a freaking millionaire . Opulence , whatever I wanted .
If you make $1500 monthly , you're VERY comfortable ..if you make upwards of $3000 ..You're considered , very wealthy ..Mel will own Costa Rica , if he moves there .