Splash News
You obviously already know this but the Maxim Style Awards were on Tuesday. All the huge stars were there--stars like Kim Kardashian's ass and Noureen DeWulf's cleavage. I was invited but I had four prior commitments. In the world of MMORPGs I'm kind of important.
I may be mistaken, but I think her ass wants me inside of it.
Caption Contest preemptive strike:
Kim: "Yeah, the hot piss made all the way to here"
Does Kim Kardashian only own 1 dress? She never changes clothes.