Maggie Gyllenhaal is FUG

I take a one-day vacation and this is the kind of shit that happens. Apparently Maggie Gyllenhaal is the new face of Agent Provocateur Lingerie. Yes that Maggie Gyllenhaal--the ugly one. This has to be some kind of mistake, right? The only thing this bitch should be the face of is the abstinence movement.

If you truly hate yourself, you can check out some pics of Maggie breast-feeding here.

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The lingerie is hot, but Maggie's face is so fugly to me. I think its her nose and eyes that remind me of a pot belly pig. She's scary looking. Not my idea of glamorous or sexy.

Maggie is natural beauty, and beautifully natural.

Maggie is a natural beauty and beautifully natural.

I just feel sorry for that Chinchilla hide.

lets just hope jake doesn't see this and beat off to his own sis after seeing her in a lingerie.

Yuck! Her face looks like a MELTED CANDLE!

...why is it that when people say "natural beauty," i puke?

some of the photo shots are definitely good while others not so much, they coulnd't tell which ones are better at selling lingerie?

I'm sorry, Maggie and Jake are one in the same, at least I've never seen them together, in the same place, at the same time.

Stephanie...you said it best. She does look scary. Her face almost looks surreal.

"…why is it that when people say “natural beauty,” i puke?"

Well, Pieman, it's self explanatory. People who are naturally beautiful don't need to wear make up or dress themselves up. Maybe you're looking at the wrong people. I'm sorry, I don't quite get why you would puke.

Why isn't the cunt running this site dead yet?

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