Bauer-Griffin
Along with husband Guy Ritchie, Madonna was seen in London last night carrying a bag with a new strap-on dildo, the 6" Purple Penetrator, inside. AnnSummer.com describes the Purple Penetrator as the following:
Strap it on and slip it in!! 6" dildo with adjustable waist and back strap to fit all sizes. Comes with perfectly positioned vibrating bullett to give the wearer clitoral stimulation whilst pleasuring her mate! Fitted with multispeed battery box, just adjust the vibration to suit, and then clip to the waistband for total hands free pleasure. (Source)
I know it goes without saying but, dude, that's pretty gay. Like on a scale of 1-10, it's coming in at a solid 15. For Christ's sake the thing has "Penetrator" in it's name--there's really no other explanation as to why Madonna would be carrying it around. What a shame for Guy. Once you get pegged as a man that enjoys strap-ons, there's no digging out of that hole. He might as well wear a scarlet 'S' across his chest.
Bauer-Griffin
Look at Madonna's man hand. I bet she has no mercy on Guy's ass. Ahem, call me, girl!
I noticed that, too. Guy must like it rough.
Nick
Editor
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I guess we know who wears the pants (and the cup) in that family.
But the question remains...what does Guy have in the briefcase? These two are freaks! That's kinda hot, actually
From Madonna's blog:
Yes, that's a Purple Penetrator in the bag! Every year at our birthday parties we give each other gag gifts. Please don't make anything more of it than that! If you want to purchase one; however, you can get them here.
Purple Penetrator...that would be a cool name for the new album...NOT!!!
I do frequent the sleeze shops, and they don't usually give you plastic cocks in see-thru bags. I think Mandonna wants us all to know that Guy is a poof who demands to have his bung hole violated. Although, I guess saying "violation" implies that guy doesn't want to ride the polyurethane prostate jackhammer.
Well thanks Anne for explaining. I was wondering why Madonna would settle for abusing her men (or women) with a feather weight 6" dildo... She obviously kept the 10 incher in the suitcase to show off at the party...
But I WAS wondering... where is it cold enough to wear a leather jacket zipped up to your eyebrows?
Extra padding for dude's nipple piercings?
Or a Purple "G". BECAUSE HE'S GAY!
I find it odd that she would BUY a strap on to do Guy, considering she HAS a penis!
Oh, so freaking what?!?!?!? Why are any of you surprised or freaked out by anything like this in this day and age?!?!?!? At least they had fun sex, as husband and wife, which is more than I can probably say for the lot of you. I had a good giggle, and thought, "Have Fun, Kids!!!"