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The Hills' Lauren Conrad had a GREAT time at an afterparty for the MTV VMAs on Sunday night. The New York Daily News explains:
Lauren Conrad might not want to take her eye off her new boyfriend, "Desperate Housewives'" Josh Henderson. The couple arrived hand in hand at the Belvedere Sky Villa Suite after the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas Sunday night. Unfortunately, the free vodka may have taken its toll, and our girl "appeared to be nodding off," according to a witness. "Around 3:30 a.m. [Monday], she literally fell over in her chair backwards with her legs up," laughs the witness. "I've never seen that happen before." (Source)
Lauren's what we heterosexuals call, a "Good Girl." Translation: the type of chick that falls drunk off of a chair backwards and lands with her feet straight up in the air . . . or how I've dreamed of every date I've ever had ending. Most of my "normal" dates end the same way: me crying, in my undies, petting my cat.
NOTE: Just because I love you here's some LC bikini pics:














I've always said that whores are similar to cats, except that instead of always landing on their feet, they always land on their backs!