
Bauer-Griffin
Jade Goody and friends in France
NOTE: I’m out of town on a “working vacation” from Monday to Wednesday of this week. I’m using these three days to catch up on the hundreds of bikini pics I never got around to posting this summer. Masturbation jokes will resume on Thursday at approximately 7:30 A.M. Pacific Standard Time.
















She looks horrible in the bikini.
who the hell are these people?
There are demons crawling under her skin.
Oh where does the loathing start?
The clay pot complexion?
A stomach that brings a speeding baseball to a full stop?
Perhaps it's the super delux muffin top that defies it's extra stretchy bikini bottoms?
We could talk about the pig snout
Perhaps even the bleach bottle straw she has for hair.
But no matter what you call it, one thing is for sure....
Even a picture of her stinks like a 3 month old used tampon
#1 - Okay, so who is Jade Goody and why do we care about her??
#2 - In the main picture where she's lowering herself into the pool: Please everyone, do yourselves a favor and check out the body in the white bikini in the background!! Then do yourselves another favor and get a bucket to puke in! It took me like 5 minutes to figure out what I was even looking at!
She made like 8 mil from reality shows like big brother by running around nude. That works out to be about a half mil per fat roll.
Sweet mother or pearl, Anastacia. I just assumed someone had stacked giant mounds of butterscotch taffy near the pool and the sun was beginning to melt it. Someone please throw a tarp over that.
wtf is that THING in white in the first picture??
I have a shameless cousin that looks just like her and she wears shit like that, she thinks she's soooo hot its gross.
Ewww whats that behind her in white!?
Oh my, sexy woman, look at the size of her tits! I'd shag her.