Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron in Studio City yesterday (pics courtesy of Pacific Coast News)
+ Kim Kardashian has mom jean . . . and her ass is still huge [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Magnificent movie sequels [Maxim]
ascot to the Rescue
: Nobody returns one all the way against KC Wolf.
+ Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Kirsten Dunst is till incredibly ugly [Just Jared]
+ People are dying to work on the new Batman movie [Attuworld]
Calvin and Hobbes
: That's a lot of reminders that aren't getting written down... but it was worth it.
+ Bridget Moynahan and her new baby [Cele|bitchy]
+ That Trishelle chick from The Real World in a bikini [Horny Oyster]
ONTD
In the wake of the Kiefer Sutherland DUI arrest, a strange thing has happened to celebrity gossip sites across the Internet. A bunch of us have informally banded together in a sort of grassroots campaign to spread the word about the dangers of drinking and driving . . . totally kidding, we're all desperately trying to find the funniest pictures of Kiefer wasted. My entry above.
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The judge in the Phil Spector trial just declared a mistrial because the jury couldn't reach a decision. Apparently ten of the jurors felt Miller Lite tastes great while two holdouts stubbornly maintained it was less filling. Something like that.
[googlevideo]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=955909745483466193[/googlevideo]
To all my male readers, I made it to the 47 second mark. See if you can beat my record.
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Australia's Cosmopolitan magazine celebrated "30 days of Fashion and Beauty" today by breaking the Guinnesss World Record for the "Biggest Swimsuit Shoot." More than 1000 women turned out to Bondi Beach, Australia, to take place. Now I've never heard of "30 days of Fashion and Beauty" but it might be the greatest thing ever--even better than penicillin and Internet porn . . . ok maybe not Internet porn but definitely penicillin. I say we embrace "30 days of Fashion and Beauty" here in the United States and rename September. I mean, September? What the hell does that even mean?
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CLICK HERE for a ton more bikini pics...
Pacific Coast News
Kristin Cavallari was in Manhattan Beach yesterday filming her new film Green Flash. The film stars former Baywatch star David Charvet and the highly underrated Torrey DeVitto . . . see that? See what I did there? That's a little trick I picked up back in film school. Call an actor who no one's ever heard of "highly underrated" and suddenly you sound like an authority. You don't even wanna know how much tail I pulled at Sundance last year.
UPDATE: Had to take 'em down. Replaced with some older Cavallari bikini pics
Splash News
Candice Falzon was spotted yesterday with a "mystery man" at Bondi Beach in Australia. Who is Candice Falzon you ask? I have absolutely no idea. The bulge in my pants is telling me that she's some kind of model and the bulge in my pants never lies. Except for that one time in college. To be fair, the guy did have long hair and an ass that just wouldn't quit.
Bauer-Griffin
As soon as filming wraps on her latest movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera!, Paris Hilton is planning a humanitarian trip to Rwanda. Hilton told E! Online:
"I'll be going in November, after I get back from filming my movie. There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help. I want to visit more countries where poverty and children's issues are a big concern. I know there's a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues." (Source)
First genocide and now this--who did Rwanda piss off? And why Rwanda anyways? I hear Somalia is beautiful this time of year. "Somalia . . . come for the beautiful weather, stay because some insane tribal warlord just hacked your legs off with a rusty machete and now you can't walk." - Somali Tourism Board, 2007
More pics of Paris Hilton at La Guardia airport yesterday after the jump...
Splash News
Just days after being charged with hit and run and driving without a license, Britney Spears was seen driving around L.A. last night with a smashed headlight on her white Mercedes. Britney didn't reveal what she hit but I feel comfortable in assuming it was something living--perhaps a defenseless child or small animal of some sort. Maybe a Golden Retriever puppy. In conclusion, Britney Spears is a horrible monster.
