Jessica Biel at JFK yesterday (pics courtesy of Bauer-Griffin)
+ Kristin Cavallari's Breasts Got a Movie Role [Egotastic!]
+ Rihanna's boobs are squeezed [Just Jared]
HOLY CRAP
: Might be the coolest thing ever.
+ Jamie Lynn Spears has cleavage [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lindsay Lohan is a coke thief [F-Listed]
+ Aguilera! Johansson! Celebrity Cleavage Showdown 2007! [Horny Oyster]
Angry Gamer: These are funny in any language. But ESPECIALLY this one.
+ Knight Rider coming back to TV! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ We were almost treated to a Hayden Panettiere upskirt [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]
Splash News
I know this is hardly news but, hey, what the hell. Kate Walsh debuted her new ABC show Private Practice last night by stripping naked for the opening scene. If you're guessing I went across the street and viewed these pics through my binoculars for that more "authentic" feeling, you're a very sick individual--borderline psychotic. But you're also damn right so gold star for you my friend. Ten more for a pizza party!
NOTE: Kate Walsh looks like this in a bikini
Splash News
Found some better pics of Britney Spears' custom bumper on her new Mercedes (original pics from Tuesday night here). Does anyone find it more than a little coincidental that since this mysterious damage appeared on Britney's car, we've haven't seen Gary Coleman on any of the major television networks? Don't get me wrong, I'm not accusing anyone, I'm just putting it out there . . .
Natalie Portman NUDE
For those of you pining for a glimpse of Natalie Portman's bare ass, today's your lucky day. Wes Anderson's 13-minute short Hotel Chevalier is available for free today on iTunes. The film features--you guessed it--Natalie Portman's bare ass. If you happen to be at work right now, don't masturbate under your desk--the boss will see you . . . trust me, just trust me.
Click here for the video (will open iTunes)
Pacific Coast News
Rene Russo at LAX on Tuesday night
More Rene Russo pics after the jump...
I know this has nothing to do with celebrity gossip but I had to show you guys. This pic was actually available for download from one of the photo agencies I use. The description:
A hungry seagull tempts his taste buds with some tasty Lays potato crisps on a beach in Malibu. The cheeky winged thief decided that he liked the taste and no matter what obstacle was placed between him and the chips, being placed in a bag or placed underneath a beach towel he still managed to grab them and in the end took off further down the beach with them to avoid intrusion.
Stay tuned tomorrow for exclusive pics of a bum in Venice Beach wearing a hat fashioned from a newspaper. A newspaper!
INFDaily.com
Britney Spears was spotted leaving a recording studio in Burbank last night. As she sat down in the passenger seat of her white Mercedes, her assistant/cousin/enabler Alli handed her a margarita (note the salt around the rim of the glass) in front of about 50 paparazzi. You'd think after the judge last week ordered Britney to undergo weekly random drug and alcohol testing that she . . . oh I don't know . . . MIGHT STOP DRINKING. At this rate, at her next custody hearing, the judge is gonna take Britney's kids away and then set her on fire.
NOTE: To answer your question, yeah, it's illegal:
"Possession of Open Container in Motor Vehicle in California. Section 23223 (b) No passenger shall have in his or her possession, while in a motor vehicle upon a highway or on lands, as described in subdivision (b) of Section 23220, any bottle, can, or other receptacle containing any alcoholic beverage that has been opened or a seal broken, or the contents of which have been partially removed."
CLICK HERE for more pics of Britney out and about in Burbank yesterday...
Pacific Coast News
I guess Kristen Bell is on Heroes now or something. Here she is shooting a scene yesterday in Santa Monica. In one of the takes, she uses her powers to shoot a glass with her finger, which shatters. Which is cool unless it was that margarita next to her. I hate bitches that shoot at margarita glasses with their finger! It actually says that on my Match.com profile.
*for any interested ladies out there, the name's KittenLover26
Here's Jennifer Lopez's leaked photoshoot for the November issue of Arena magazine. And I use the term "photoshoot" very loosely. These are so damn airbrushed they're closer to being art. I feel like each pic should be signed by the head of the Arena graphics department and hanging in a gallery
POSSIBLE FACT: The guy who was airbrushing her ass had a mental breakdown due to exhaustion
Bauer-Griffin
+ Cash Warren cashing in on the Jessica Alba gravy train [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Wreckless assumption: Winona Ryder probably has an eating disorder [Dlisted]
+ Things Jack Bauer will never say [College Humor]
+ Natalie Portman: Hot Legs [Egotastic!]
+ Adriana Lima has a nice tongue [Bastardly]
+ Jennie Garth owns cleavage [Drunken Stepfather]
+ The new Grey's Anatomy spin-off sucks ass [ICYDK]
+ Cats+Anne Hathaway's boobs=Cat's in Anne Hathaway's boobs [CityRag]
+ Papa Joe confirms Ashlee Simpson's nose job [Cele|bitchy]
+ Reaper is a pretty good new show [Pajiba]
+ J Lo claims she's not pregnant . . . so she's just fat? [Celebrity Warship]
+ Tom Cruise angered by a fart [The Blemish]
+ Elton John has his child porn seized [Derek Hail]
2 Cute 2 Furry-ous: So cute, your heart will turn to glitter.
Chainsaw Bottle Opener: Ever wonder how a derranged killer would open a bottle of beer?
