Kirstie Alley seen in public, Weight Watcher's stock plunges 35%
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“Does this dress make me look fat?”“No, your fat makes you look fat.”
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Those arent pounds. Their thetans.
(lady pointing) the sign says nothing over 1300 lbs on this road, lets turn around
The Krispy Kreme is another block up the street to the left.
this is very mean on this particular subject.
Wait a minute... That's not a mirror. That's just a billboard with a whale on it.
Kirstie wears black in an attempt to look thinner...unforntunately, the unintended results are that her fat ass causes a solar eclipse and blocks out the sun!
Thank the Good Lord! French fried taters ahoy!
Don't worry Kirstie we can pay that crackhead over there $10 to put out a pregnancy rumour.
There he goes, let's catch that little bugger and eat him!
you can make it, only 5 more steps to the all you can eat buffet
That moomoo would look great on you! It will match the shoes you got from Ali Babba's carpet shop!
Kirstie! Valerie was supposed to be a co-spokeswoman for Jenny Craig, not your dinner!
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"No, your fat makes you look fat."
Look over their is the wide load entrance
Even the notoriously undiscriminating Sam Malone had to call "Mayday" on this one.
Her shoes started as platforms.
Kirstie, jump up and down again and watch the buildings shake!
Norm!
Forget Weight Watchers, I can't wait to eat!
Your shadow saw itself and ran that way.
Nell Carter called..she wants her wardrobe from "Gimme a Break" back.
"There's the morbidly-obese, edible-thong store, right over there, c'mon, we can go see who's cottage-cheese-lookin ass, is better in an
edible (tuna-flavored) thong"
You'll need to use the rear door as your too fat to fit thru the front door
You said Krispy Kreme was over here, not over there!!
Kirstie Alley after eating Jenny Craig.
Oh look Kirstie... there is a street big enough to fit your tits and your ass through.. let's head that way!!!!
No really Kirstie...it's ok.. there is at least one building on this block bigger than you!!!..
Look Kristie!! A Taco Bell!!
John Travolta says the inspiration for his role in Hairspray "just came to him".
"The filming of 'Free Willy 3: Bustin' Loose' has been taking place in and around LA this week."
Lady pointing, " The National Aquarium is down there"..."I heard they were missing a whale!"
This just in: Kirstie Alley and John Travolta are actually the same person!
.....and every chair on the block suddenly knew the meaning of fear
"Look out Kirstie! It's that Captain Ahab guy again and this time he's got a harpoon!"
Britney Spears "comeback" continues it's downward spiral.
That is Britney, isn't it?
If Jenny Craig won't add ham hocks to their menu, then I will grow my own, damn it!
" Someone owes Jenny Craig a refund"
Kirstie's friend: Look, Kirstie, a Ben and Jerry's stand!
Kirstie: What??? Where!!!
Kirstie's friend: -runs away while Kirstie is distracted-
Whale! Thar she Blows!!
OH MY GOD,THAT IS THE BIGGEST DOUGHNUT I HAVE EVER SEEN!
Kirstie Alley models the outfit MTV wanted Britney to wear.
Kirstie is wearing a dress by Bartholdi today, who is also known for his work on the statue of liberty
Lady Pointing: "Hey isn't that an 80 pound skinner you on that Jenny Craig Billboard??"
Hannibal Lecter almost gave up. Diet crazes had all but evaporated the kind of meaty victims Hannibal liked most.
Then Kirstie appeared, and Hannibal knew he would never starve again!
I'm sorry...is your ASS pregnant?
No Hem.... While ass pregnancy may have been how you were conceived, most people go through an entirely different process. I guess that makes you special eh?
Who won this bi@ch? Oh, and I'm a homo.
I do not believe this