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Australia's Cosmopolitan magazine celebrated "30 days of Fashion and Beauty" today by breaking the Guinnesss World Record for the "Biggest Swimsuit Shoot." More than 1000 women turned out to Bondi Beach, Australia, to take place. Now I've never heard of "30 days of Fashion and Beauty" but it might be the greatest thing ever--even better than penicillin and Internet porn . . . ok maybe not Internet porn but definitely penicillin. I say we embrace "30 days of Fashion and Beauty" here in the United States and rename September. I mean, September? What the hell does that even mean?
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Now this is what I call news worthy!!! God bless the guy who had the wherewithal to invent the bikini. Rockets? Yeah, I could do without 'em. But the bikini? Not rocket science, but a fine piece of ingenuity.
What the hell are Australians putting in the water? Their Hot chick to ugly pig ratio is about 1200: 1, and I think their plan to conquer the world involves giving all the armies erections so painfully massive that there would be no defense against their invasion...which I would welcome with open pants.