Chelsea is one of the brightest and freshest comedians in the last 20 years. Her humour is refreshing and unexpected from a such an attractive women. Sadly, Chelsea was born without an arsehole and can only drink and never actually consume food products.....
Only when she weds current beau, Quentin Tarintino will she have an actual arsehole and thus put on several hundred pounds and turn full homolesbio with Anderson Pooper after he 360' and becomes a hot little momma bitchho..
Love Chelsea like a rash
Poor poor Chelsea
working hard to train her sphinkter muscles....
Her new work as the Jenna Jamieson arse double is not paying off..
Although her chubb Butt resembles Perez Hiltons face and the promises of a better America from Barack Obanana
Have you noticed that the guest comedians are always funnier than Chelsea? Then whats her usual comeback? Usually a poop or vagina joke of something that gets bleeped. All of her little video bits are terribly UN-funny (again she'll finish with her peeing in public). If she was dating the President of E! who almost 20 years older than her, would she have her own show (can you believe she's 33? she looks like she's in her mid 40's)? The first one flopped so he gave her a second one surrounding her with real comedians. An tell me why is she working out in the park? To get her picture taken? Any press is good press I guess.
What a herpes whore! (That was my Chelsea impersonation).
*FART!* lol ;-)
Chelsea is one of the brightest and freshest comedians in the last 20 years. Her humour is refreshing and unexpected from a such an attractive women. Sadly, Chelsea was born without an arsehole and can only drink and never actually consume food products.....
Only when she weds current beau, Quentin Tarintino will she have an actual arsehole and thus put on several hundred pounds and turn full homolesbio with Anderson Pooper after he 360' and becomes a hot little momma bitchho..
Love Chelsea like a rash
Tommy Peacock
Poor poor Chelsea
working hard to train her sphinkter muscles....
Her new work as the Jenna Jamieson arse double is not paying off..
Although her chubb Butt resembles Perez Hiltons face and the promises of a better America from Barack Obanana
Have you noticed that the guest comedians are always funnier than Chelsea? Then whats her usual comeback? Usually a poop or vagina joke of something that gets bleeped. All of her little video bits are terribly UN-funny (again she'll finish with her peeing in public). If she was dating the President of E! who almost 20 years older than her, would she have her own show (can you believe she's 33? she looks like she's in her mid 40's)? The first one flopped so he gave her a second one surrounding her with real comedians. An tell me why is she working out in the park? To get her picture taken? Any press is good press I guess.
What a herpes whore! (That was my Chelsea impersonation).
Nigga ... get ya hands offda white woman ... kapow