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OK I promise this is the last story about Britney's VMA performance . . . unless something else really funny comes out. The latest news come from UK tabloid The Sun. Supposedly Britney seemed lethargic during her performance because of a handful of anti-depressant pills she downed right before hitting the stage. A source revealed:

"Britney took enough to floor an elephant. They calmed her down, but were clearly too effective. The scene in the dressing room before the show was one of absolute blind panic. She knew she hadn't rehearsed enough and was going to mess up the whole show and possibly her career - then she saw her hairdo and it was the final straw. She went into a wild rage and started lashing out at everyone - including her stylist." (Source)

Oh whatever. Everyone needs stop with all the Britney bashing. If anything, everyone in the dressing room was panicking because Britney was too damn sexy for MTV. We all saw how well-defined her abs were. That kind of definition takes years of hard work . . . uh, maybe not.

*performance used in the loosest sense possible . . . heh, heh, heh, loosest