We're under attack by the United Kingdom, Australia, and sometimes Japan. Where are the American Hotties? F'n Ally Ally McBeal made it hot to be disgusting.

because... americans ruin everyhthing for the world that is good... take food for an instance... you fat americans. LOL
The Canadians will always overshadow you... we produced Elisha Cuthbert and Celine Dion to hand over to you and piss you off... the Celine Part of course...

I'm waiting for the Canadians to do something dramatic! How aboot not hating on the Americans and wishing you were here? Overshadowing us? LOL! Ice fishing perhaps. And that Celine Dion thing was a low blow.