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Andy Dick was kicked out of the LG House in Malibu over the weekend for acting like an all-around asshole. The New York Daily News reports:

The LG House in Malibu played host to a has-been bash for VH1 Celebreality stars — and Andy Dick was the life of the party. "Andy came over to give Scott Baio a kiss on the lips," said an eyewitness. Baio's girlfriend, Renee, was visibly upset and told the comic to "stop kissing my man!" Later, a girl accused Dick of harassing her, prompting security to escort Dick out as Amy Winehouse 's "Rehab" played in the background. Maybe Andy should take the hint? (Source)

I heard Andy Dick's mouth is so dangerous that President Bush wanted to replace North Korea with it on the Axis of Evil. Can you imagine how many rusty trombones this guy must have given . . . this week! I'd sooner lick the inside of my toilet bowl (and I have an overactive colon) then let that walking petri dish plant one on me. I guess what I'm saying is Scott Baio's girlfriend better wear a bio suit the next time they hook up.