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Plastic Spice (aka Victoria Beckham) is finding her transition to Los Angeles going less than smoothly. Because people hate her. People like the management of the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood. A source told the New York Daily News:

"She always lets the paparazzi know when she'll be arriving. The Chateau Marmont tries to give celebs their privacy, and they hate her there. They like David [Beckham, her husband], though."

But surely some people must like Victoria? Perhaps Britney Spears?:

Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh," laughs the snitch. "But Britney didn't want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead." (Source)

Wait, this is Britney Spears the crazy chick who shaved her head and not Britney Spears the housewife from Utah, right? OK, I just wanted to make sure. Because they don't have feed bags at the Chateau, they have silverware and plates. It's weird that Britney would be seen there.

NOTE: Maybe Victoria would have had better luck with Britney if she dressed up as an eclair. "Imagonna git u giant eclair!"