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Here's Paul McCartney's ex-wife, Heather Mills, spending his money in Las Vegas earlier this week. She looks decent. Is that a new leg? I think it's oak. I'd love to get her so wasted that she lets me carve my initials into it.
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I'm thinking balsa wood. They used to make surfboards with that stuff you know.
And heavy on the wax.
Dead @ "is that a new leg"... lmao
What's the life preserver for? Won't her wooden leg keep her afloat?
Uhhhh...where is her butt?