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I'm skeptical about this story but supposedly Paris Hilton has been making good on some of those promises she made while in jail about doing more charity work. According to Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:

[Paris has] shown up at charity fundraisers – including one for kids with spinal cord injuries, where she bid $17,500 for a surfing lesson with pro wave-rider Jesse Billauer and Adam Sandler – and visited cancer-stricken youngsters at LA's Children's Hospital. Now she's begging for more projects, messaging: "Got a Worthy Cause? Call the Hilton-That's-So-Hotline!" (Source)

I'm confused. Is a "surfing lesson" that thing where you try to fit both your ankles behind your neck? It's just so hard to keep up with the lingo kids are using nowadays. By the way, don't be fooled by Paris' attempt at helping those with spinal cord injuries. She's just protecting HER future ... this chick's on her back so often I wouldn't be surprised if she developed scoliosis.