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Paris Hilton threw a little party at her [rented] Malibu beach house over the weekend. I don't know what's up with that bikini, I think she's trying to be patriotic or something. Oh well, I guess it's better that Paris going on one of those USO tours. What a disaster that would be. Iraq would go down as the first war in history lost because too many troops were in sick bay with the clap.
More of Paris throwing a party at her Malibu beach house after the jump...
Summer is NOT here! When Paris comes out of her jail cell, doesn't that mean an extra 6 weeks of Winter? Just asking...
THIS GIRL IS SHAPED LIKE A MAN. THE TWO YUCKY PIECES OF FAT ABOVE HER HIPS ARE GROSS!!