In what surely must be a blow to creepy old dudes everywhere, MTV has canceled Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County. For the past three years, the popular reality show documented the lives of several teenagers living in the exclusive seaside community. But don't go driving your windowless conversion van off a cliff just yet creepy old dude. Debuting August 15th on MTV is Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County. Sweet! A new group of spoiled teens to masturbate to make fun of! My favorite line from the trailer:

"I'm going to Europe! Seriously, like I will disown you guys as my parents if I don't go to Europe!"

Whoa, flashback to my Senior Year of High School. I used to get into fights like this with my parents all the time ... well not exactly like this--instead of "I'm going to Europe!" it was more "Fucking assholes, you ruined my life!"