Marilyn Manson is being sued by his keyboard player, Stephen "Pogo" Bier, for allegedly siphoning millions of dollars in earnings from his band to buy weird stuff. Actually, really really weird stuff. Stuff like Nazi memorabilia and the "skeleton of a young Chinese girl." From this morning's New York Post:

According to an e-mail sent to us that was approved by Bier's lawyer, Keith Fink, Manson promised Bier "partnership proceeds" from the band in 1993, but then spluged on "a multimillion-dollar home, had a lavish wedding in Ireland, gave an engagement ring to Dita von Teese" and collected Nazi artifacts and taxidermy. When Bier asked for the "partnership proceeds," Manson "devised a campaign to drive Bier out of the band and rob him of his entitlement," the e-mail states. "Litigation will begin immediately." (Source)

Isn't it a little ironic that a gender-confused transvestite has an irrational infatuation with the Third Reich? News flash Marilyn: your androgynous ass would have been first in line for the ovens if you had lived in the days of Nazi Germany. If you want to collect something like a normal human being, stick to baseball cards, comic books, or in my case, shattered hearts.