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Kim Kardashian, most famous for her role as 'Kardashian, Kim' in the infamous sex tape Kim K Superstar, may be coming to cable. According to sources, execs at E! axed Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart's yet-to-air reality show in favor of one starring Kardashian. An insider told In Touch:

"... the network just wasn't into Kelly and Kimberly's show." (Source)

Yeah, no shit. Because they're boring and ugly. I'd rather watch slow-mo footage of the moment I was conceived ... with Marv Albert doing play-by-play. This may be the first time in television history that execs got it right.* I mean, who wouldn't watch a half hour of Kim Kardashian and her huge rack cooking toast and paying the bills?

*notable blunders include canceling "Family Guy" in favor of Andy Richter Controls the Universe and bringing that retarded midget, Oliver, onto The Brady Bunch