Bauer Griffin
Remember when Jessica Alba broke up with her boyfriend Cash Warren a few weeks ago? Well here's the two of them walking on the beach in Pacific Palisades this morning. This is the part of the story where I'm supposed to make a clichéd joke about Jessica really loving me and not Cash blah blah blah--standard blogger stuff. But I'm not gonna do that. Because she doesn't love me. I was nothing more than a piece of meat to her, used to carry out her perverted sexual fantasies on a thrice-daily basis. Call me crazy but I need more from a relationship than just wild sex . . . I also need expensive gifts like watches and SUVs. I'm human too ya' know.
UPDATE: Because I hate being sued, I had to take the pics down and replace it with an old pic of Cash and Jessica in Hawaii. Trust me though, they were in Pacific Palisades this morning. Imagination is way better than real pictures anyways. I'm a pirate!
I caught those pictures before you took them down, this one is waaaay better, IMO. Less imagination needed!
Wow. Now that's a sexy, incredible, perfect...right foot.
Ok... I don't get it (hence the name posted.) I saw the pics that were up earlier, and there was nothing scandalous involved - no nudes or drugs or illegal activities...
Why would they sue you? On what grounds COULD they sue you?
Nothing controversial about them. They owned the pics and I didn't. The same thing happened about three weeks ago (lawsuit threats, etc.) and I had to take down a bunch of old pics
Nick
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Celebslam.com
alba is in a new movie to be made with timberlake a Mike Meyers film
just sayin!