Bauer-Griffin
Note to Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox: You're in Hawaii, wear a freaking bikini. What is with these two broads--they're so damn boring. Would it kill them to mix in the occasional sexy catfight? A little hair-pulling here, some shirt-tearing there and suddenly they're relevant again. You can tell I've thought about this . . . often.
I think they are both beautiful women, and Jen still has a rockin bady!
Oil! You forgot oil!