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+ See Anna Kournikova . . . See Anna Kournikova in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Elle MacPherson Bikini Pictures are Still Really Hot [Egotastic!]
+ Check out Wentworth Miller in the German edition of GQ [Just Jared]
+ Jimi Hendrix has his own vodka [Attuworld]
+ Leona Helmsley left her dog $12 million [Cele|bitchy]
+ An old funny clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger [Horny Oyster]
More Brilliant Beauty Queens: Funnier than Miss Congeniality and Miss Congeniality 2 combined.
Drunky Monkey: There is a gift awaiting you at the end of this video.
You can throw out my theory about the Russians being to blame for Nick Hogan's car accident. A witness claims Hogan was racing another car between traffic signals just moments before he crashed into a palm tree. Frances Vitalis told AP:
"We knew something was going to happen," said Vitalis, who was riding a motorcycle with a friend behind the cars. "You know that this is a bad situation and these guys are hotdogging."Clearwater police spokesman Wayne Shelor also declined to comment Wednesday, citing an ongoing investigation. Police so far have said only that excessive speed contributed to the crash. (Source)
Lies dammit! All lies! The Nick Hogan I know would never do something as dangerous as street racing. Of course the Nick Hogan I know is a 16-year-old Asian boy that lives in San Francisco and rides his bicycle to school. We met during the whirlwind summer of 2005. He showed me how to love again and I bought him beer. As for the famous Nick Hogan that lives in Florida--street racing? Sure, why not.
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That's Ryan Phillippe stumbling out of the Boujis Club in London last night with a few friends. I'm pretty sure he had a few drinks. I mean, no sober dude would be caught dead in a Phillies hat right now. For Christ's sake, they're four games out of first.
The New York Post is speculating today that Owen Wilson's addiction to heroine and cocaine may have been what pushed him into Sunday's shock suicide attempt. Apparently the actor has struggled with drugs for quite some time--the situation became so bleak for Wilson that pal Woody Harrelson even tried to stage an intervention at his home in Maui (Wilson's friend: "Owen went to Maui, Hawaii, to kick his habit. He was like a baby on that couch."). And it's all Steve Coogan's fault. Wait a minute, who? Ya' know, Steve Coogan, the actor dude (pic below). Coogan's former girlfriend, Courtney Love, said:
"I went through it with Steve. I was just out of rehab, and he was right there with the drugs. I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends. I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy." (Source)
Did I read that right? When did Courtney Love turn into a D.A.R.E. counselor? Aside from Adolf Hitler starring in one of those ERACISM commercials, that's pretty much the last thing I thought I'd see today. I heard that if you prick Courtney with a needle, you can snort her blood for a quick high.
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The estranged father of Lindsay Lohan, Michael, will be visiting his daughter at the Utah rehab center where she's currently undergoing treatment. For the meeting to take place, Lindsay's mom Dina had to lift the restraining order she has against her ex-husband. A friend of the Lohans told the New York Post:
"It was actually her older brother, Michael's, idea. It's a part of the healing process. Lindsay will see him later this week, but she will have counselors with her. It will not be alone. Dina thinks it is a good idea. Lindsay needs to deal with this and needs closure." Michael has said he's been sober and found God since leaving jail earlier this summer. A rep for the Lohans said, "Yes, he will be seeing his daughter." (Source)
Can't you just picture the scene now: Lindsay, sitting in a chair patiently waiting for the father she hasn't seen in years. Michael, photographer in tow, walking through the door carrying a stack of items for her to autograph. I'm a sucker for a good tearful reunion.
NOTE: Remember Michael, that's "Lindsay" with an "i"
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While driving around Beverly Hills in her new Mercedes convertible yesterday, Britney Spears (and an unidentified driver) ran out of gas and had to be pushed to a gas station by a few police officers. At the station Britney could be overheard telling the officers she didn't know about the whole "gas thingy" because her normal mode of transportation runs on feed.
Jessica Alba in the August edition of GQ UK
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+ Hilary Swank bikini pics . . . if you dare [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Gisele hits a career low [Lossip]
+ Paris Hilton Topless (and Showing Nipple) in GQ Germany [Egotastic!]
+ I hate bar bathroom talkers [Horny Oyster]
+ That racist dude from Laguna Beach is getting married [The Evil Beet]
+ Bjork attacks a photographer . . . now with video! [Ninjadude]
Hurdle Face
: That's gonna hurt.
Target Slide: When you have no regard for authority, the world becomes your playground.
Last week's call logs for the Santa Monica Police Department were released today, confirming that Owen Wilson did in fact try to kill himself on Sunday. I know that's kind of downer news to end the day on so click here for a totally awesome picture of a cat wearing a duck hat.
