Danielle Lloyd in the October edition of Maxim magazine (UK)
More Danielle Lloyd pictures after the jump...
August 2007 Archives
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Here's the star of The Hills, Lauren Conrad, in Malibu yesterday. Counting those Audrina bikini pics I put up last hour, 22% of today's posts have been about the cast of The Hills. Please excuse me while I go stab myself in the heart.
More of Lauren Conrad in Malibu after the jump...
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Here's some more bikini pics of Audrina from MTV's The Hills. I posted a few last week but these are better. Why? Cankles my friend, cankles.
More Audrina Partridge bikini pics after the jump...
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Jamie Lynn Spears at LAX on Wednesday
More pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears after the jump...
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According to Us magazine, Britney Spears will open the MTV Video Music Awards on September 9 with "friend" Criss Angel. A "Spears insider" told Us:
“She’s planning it to be a big comeback performance,” says a Spears insider, who adds that the goal is to make it “shocking.” One early idea that was canned? Performing “My Prerogative” amid a medley of hits, as images of exes Justin Timberlake, 26, and Kevin Federline, 29, and other gossip fodder flashed on a screen behind her. (Source)
If Britney really wants to surprise everyone, she should come out on stage brushing her teeth. SO SHOCKING!, 72-point-font headlines will almost certainly read.
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Incredibly, singer James Blunt banged yet another model over the weekend. The New York Post says:
At bikini designer Diana Jenkins' birthday bash in Malibu Saturday night, Blunt was seen sneaking out with German mannequin Tatiana Patitz. After singing a duet of "Summer Lovin' " with ex-fling Paris Hilton, Blunt - who dated Petra Nemcova and was also linked to Mischa Barton, Mika Simmons and Lindsay Lohan - tiptoed out with Patitz, sadly missing Eric McCormack's riveting rendition of "Jesse's Girl." (Source)
I know Blunt has a hit album but, c'mon, shouldn't his ugliness trump that? Dude looks like he should be scaring off crows all day not banging supermodels. Wait a minute, I get it--his penis must taste like candy. Mine? Regret
Pacific Coast News
Supermodel Elle Macpherson was photographed with a piece of food in her teeth while attending the "30 Days of Fashion and Beauty" expo in Sydney yesterday. And I'm totally cool with it. She could have an entire Thanksgiving dinner stuck in her teeth and I would still give my left nut for just two hours alone with her. OK, maybe three. Monopoly tends to drag on sometimes.
When Closeted TV Hosts Attack!
Tucker Carlson admitted yesterday to beating up a gay dude that hit on him years ago. According to the MSNBC host and frequent target of gay speculation, after being propositioned in a public Georgetown bathroom, he smashed the offending guy's "head against a stall." Predictably, gay rights groups are outraged about the casual revelation. One spokesman wearing a pink feather boa and assless chaps may have said: "Tucker Carlson? That dude is so gay he makes me look like Bear Grylls."
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+ Jack Osbourne needs to shave [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Keira Knightley is no Audrey Hepburn [Dlisted]
+ What To Expect From College, According To National Lampoon Movies [College Humor]
+ Flashback: Jessica Simpson Nipple Slip... Almost [Egotastic!]
+ Vida Guerra's ass looks almost fake [Bastardly]
+ Megan Fox doesn't need any free shit [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Matt LeBlanc is a deadbeat [ICYDK]
+ Now everyone can have nipples like Posh! [CityRag]
+ Mariah Carey sleeps 15 damn hours a day! [Cele|bitchy]
+ It's classic week over at Pajiba. Check it out. [Pajiba]
+ Britney wears a shirt for a dress [Celebrity Warship]
+ Jerry O'Connell is a dumbass [The Blemish]
+ Is there an Elisha Cuthbert sex tape on the horizon? [Geno's World]
Deadwood Sitcom: Deadwood is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
10 Meter Dive: So graceful. Like a majestic eagle who's been shot out of the sky.
