It's $20 for a half-and-half...an extra $10 if you want to shoot it in my face.

OMG Im so high! How much for the Taco Bell?

How Much is the hooker in that window .

Precious gem necklace...$2k, Silk floral dress for tea time...$350...Pearl bracelets on Paris Hilton....Priceless (or should we say another day where the rich try to cover up their trashiness)

Not doing a quote ... just saying that pearls need skin oil. I've got a set of grey/black ones which I never wear as a necklace but just as a bracelet. Don't want that shiz turning to dust! Eh, she's still a slut though and I bet her crabs totally picked out the pearls for her.

you say I can get 5 grams for this? hell yea!!!!!!!!!

Just slap it over the window, honey. I'll do all the work from there.

Someone is shhhizstoned!! Lol

Ummmmmm...excuse me, does anyone know where I can buy another sheriff? thats hot!!!

I got these pearls from Oysters...not MY crabs.

Paris searches cash looking for her dignity, cums up empty.

Here's $20. I want a fresh pearl necklace to match my pearl bracelet.

Look Perez Here's 10 dollars Just dont Run the story about My herpies

Heres 20 bucks and you can look down my top for a a half ounce of your best weed.

"My daddy gave me my allowence. Now its time to find some weed!"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the pearls generally come AFTER you pick up the man whore?

"She had man hands!!!"

Yo B, You got those red tops and some diesel?

Who wants to go ass to mouth for a crisp new $5 bill?

The CDC (Center for Diseased Coochies) actually paid Paris to stop having sex.

Paris received some pointers from her professional hooking coach,

10 dollar whores are supposed to stand outside the car and you don't need to pay guys when you blow them.

proving that even the best need to practice.

"five dollars to anyone who can find my car, *hiccup* or, wait what was I looking for?"

The Paris Hilton -- the only Hilton you can afford to get into. Twenty dollars buys you a spacious interior with front and rear access. Everyone welcome - no reservations required. Special rates for double and even triple occupancy. Pets allowed. Be warned: This Hilton is known for its frequent infestations and you are advised to wear a raincoat while inside. Short term occupancy only.

Sucky sucky, Five dolla!?

"I have never done drugs."

grandpa says he remembers when a dime bag costs a dime....now thats hot.

Love my man hands

Nope! Twenty more for "Happy Ending".

Someone's hittin' that from the back.

After a botched throat reduction surgery, the illiterate heiress is left unable to speak, and simply waves money wherever she goes in the hope that someone will fix her.

buy the necklace for 20 thoushand grand
and paris for free
after all she's a whore

Always the consumate professional, Paris Hilton puts her drug transaction on hold to pose for the camera.

Paris Hilton stops on her way to meet Brit, Nicole, and Lindsay for their "tea party" to get the last ingredient for their special brownies.

"I personally believe, that US Americans should use money, to get money, from the South Africans, for the Iraq, to help the Iraq, and black kids, so we can help us, help them help the US America, and the other Asian countries, for our children and Britney's, so her songs can build a better nation, and for our children."

Some dude just paid her for the head job.

Hmmm...How much for the little mexican over there?

I'll give you $20 if you have a trouser malfunction.

Thinks to self: "Is my nipple out yet?"