Ed Harris is back in the news and I say it's about damn time! The actor made a complete ass of himself at Heathrow Airport earlier this week after security officers discovered him trying to bring a knife through a checkpoint. A source told the Mirror UK:

"Every passenger is subject to monitoring and revealing what is in their pockets. Harris lobbed his keys on to a table in front of security staff and the coins in his pocket went everywhere. He actually threw his wallet on the floor. His crass, childish behaviour only ensured that they gave him their full attention.

"When a lock-knife was found on Harris, they immediately called the police to take care of him. He was taken away and only then did he realise the full seriousness of what was going on. Harris was left to calm down and then questioned for hours. He missed his flight and realised what he'd done was stupid. I don't think he will be quite so arrogant or stupid when flying in future." (Source)

I can empathize with Ed--I carry a lethal weapon, too, though I keep it in my pants instead of a bag. And it more "makes" people than kills them. Speaking of which, why the hell IS child support so damn expensive? A potato sack can be just as fashionable as a new pair of jeans. And don't even get me started on its versatility.