
How did I miss this? Where are my L.A. readers? I could've been personally styled by Paris Hilton yesterday at the launch of her new clothing line! I've always wanted to see if crotchless jeans were as comfortable as people claim.

How did I miss this? Where are my L.A. readers? I could've been personally styled by Paris Hilton yesterday at the launch of her new clothing line! I've always wanted to see if crotchless jeans were as comfortable as people claim.
Did paris write the message herself? read it back slowly.oh yeah and FIRST
I wouldn't walk accross the street to meet that skank.
"Paris's"? Who wrote that?
OMG, a cripple???!!! Ms. Hilton is NOT amused! *crosses arms*
will grants you ????!!!! WTF?
...will grants you? Nice job, Paris. Does she have a name for the penis on her face? She NEVER formally introduced that penis nose in public. Bad manners.....