Britney Spears needs to slow down

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Britney Spears was pulled over for speeding this weekend on her way to Las Vegas with two male friends. After the cop let her off with a warning, Britney turned around and returned to Los Angeles. MSNBC says:

Brit was headed east on Interstate 10 around 12:30 a.m. with two male dancers in the car when Highway Patrol attempted to pull the car over. However, according to reports, despite the officer pulling up directly behind Spears with his lights on, she continued driving for nearly a mile before finally pulling off the highway and stopping at a gas station. Once she pulled over, Spears was reportedly extremely cooperative with authorities and, after a brief conversation, she was let off with a warning. (Source)

I'm sick and tired of all these celebrities getting preferential treatment. Last time I was pulled over for speeding, I was tasered and hogtied. Of course I was naked and covered in jelly at the time but, still, I think you get my point: jelly has way more applications than just toast and english muffins.

UPDATE: Found a pic:

Britney Spears escapes speeding ticket

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At least her weave is looking better. She's still a dumb hoe though. And Nick you need your own show. I can so see you doing something like Best Week Ever. You are soooo funny. "Covered with jelly"....still laughing.

It's a different picture at the bottom. Her hair color (top blonde hair, bottom brown hair), shirt color(top greenish blueish, bottom white and brown), and where she is sitting all changed(top passanger seat bottom drivers seat)!

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