Pretty On The Outside

On Monday I made a joke about Britney Spears putting soda in son Sean Preston's bottle:

"Take away Sean Preston’s physical and emotional scars, cuts, tapeworm, trenchfoot, plague, ten extra pounds from all the Pepsi he’s gulped down out of his sippy cup ..."

And here's the cover of this week's Us Weekly I found today (on newsstands Friday):

Dude, I was kidding. I really didn't think Britney put soda in her kids' bottles. It was a joke. I know she's a bad mother, but feeding her babies soda is on an entirely different level. On the bright side, at least we've seen the worst out of Britney, she could never top that, not in a million years--certainly not in the very next two paragraphs. Never.

“[Sean Preston] is having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,” a "family insider" told Us. In April, Spears “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth” but the dentist refused.

Another Spears pal says the star “feeds [her children] total crap like Doritos, soda, and even chewing gum, a known choking hazard for toddlers." And when it comes to bedtime, forget soothing lullabies: "She fed Sean ice cream before bed because the cold would make him sleepy." (Source)

I'm speechless. Honestly, my dog could do a better job raising these two boys and my dog is not against eating his own poop.