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Even though the rumors about Britney Spears leaving the country for Belgium were false, don't rule out an overseas escape for the former pop star just yet. An "insider" close to Kevin Federline told Star magazine not to be surprised if Britney suddenly disappears with the kids:

"Britney told Kevin to look out because one day, when she has them she just may disappear forever! Kevin is freaked out and wants to get a restraining order on her. He has one of the kids' nannies reporting back on whatever happens!"

Another Star insider reveals:

"Kevin is afraid that Britney could take off at any moment with the kids. That's why he wants to hurry and finalize their custody agreement! She told Kevin she'd split to another country, probably France. Kevin feels she could pull it off with enough money and the right connections!" (Source)

Britney going underground? Please. That's about as likely as her being cast in a soap commercial. But if Britney ever does leave the country, I hope she picks France. The overall lack of hygiene and abundance of wine should make it the perfect getaway. Plus she can go out in public without wearing any underwear--just like their men!

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AS IF. Brit is a publicity whore. At no time will she dissapear on purpose.

I feel sorry for those kids. They always look like they're crying or sad. Not to mention they're dressed like little redneck hillbilly babies...c'mon no shoes?

...holy cow! look at her thick neck and back! we could use Brit on our football team - she's got linebacker p-o-t-e-n-t-i-a-l...

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