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The girl waving to you is Audrina Partridge from MTV's crime to television known as The Hills, or as I call it: "proof that a majority of females in the 12-24 age demographic are basically retarded." In a moment of weakness last week, I attempted to watch an entire episode (basically a half hour of them shopping and talking about shopping). About five minutes in, I completely blacked out. When I woke up my TV was on fire. True story.
I'd like to bang her in the ass for about an hour.
You are funny. True story.
Can anybody say cankles?
Hm, yeah she is a bit cankley.