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...a hero so great that only names such as Washington, Jefferson, and Hefner, dare be used in the same breath. The New York Post reports:

It's hoped that Amanda Bynes uses more fabric in her affordable new Dear clothing line than she wore Wednesday night. Spydiners at Taka, the West Village sushi joint, tell us her dress was "seriously shorter than socially appropriate. If it was any shorter, we would've been able to see her butt." BTW, the "Hairspray" star is 21, but stuck to Diet Coke. (Source)

Are you f'ing kidding me? Aside from wearing a dishrag to a funeral, if you look like Amanda Bynes, the concept of something being "shorter than socially appropriate" simply doesn't exist. I mean really, if some hot chick in her early 20s can't wear a sexy skirt, who can? My mom sure can't pull it off ... lord knows she tries.