Continuing the popular SUMMER IS HERE bikini series, here's Oscar-winner/penis-tucker Hilary Swank at the Hotel Regina in Paris earlier this week. Normally this is the part of the story where I write something funny, perhaps about Hilary's manish figure or stupid hat (gone fishin'?). I don't really have to do that this time. That look of confusion/disgust/ befuddlement/disorientation on her boyfriend's face is doing all the work for me.
More of Hilary Swank and her boyfriend John Campisi after the jump...
Look! It's a bikini wearing a horse!!!
So, you're saying Nick, that when you look at her, you "see man"!
i think that is what he is saying. i thought that was what everyone sees
a witch is wearing a bikini. wooooooooooooooooo
Hillary is so hot! You schlubbies have no taste. She's athletic, lanky, nimble and in great shape. Yup - she's no Simpson/Alba, but I'd not kick her out of my bed.
Apparently they are both confused as to what could have burned her skin to a shade of red. The water? The air? Glaring Eyes? The French?
Figures that women dont like her here... Anytime they see a girl in great shape with a sexy body they pick out the one small flaw and exagerate it so they can feel better. Fat chicks M.O.