It's pictures like these that make me yearn for the days when you couldn't treat gonorrhea with antibiotics. It was a simpler time back then, a time when nosy doctors with their fancy degrees didn't interfere with God's magical plan for marginalizing sluts.
For more stories of Paris loving Paris, check out here, here, and here.
This must be some other slut on her shirt, butcause if it were Paris, the left eye would be looking into outer space, or the future, or where ever it is that random cockeyes are focused on.
i think the shirt looks more like dolly parton than paris. but it could be the angle. dolly's eyes are even.
as Lewis Black once said: "THAT is the end of the universe"
That was the funniest thing I have read all day.