Paris Hilton was seen making out with Cisco Adler last night at Guy's in Hollywood. In addition to being Mischa Barton's ex-boyfriend and Kimberly Stewart's ex-fiancé, Cisco is famous for literally having the biggest balls in Hollywood ( very NSFW pic here). But enough about him, let's talk about Paris. Is their anyone this bitch won't hook up with? I could spray my dog with cologne and leave him on Paris' doorstep and I guarantee you he would at least get blown.
NOTE: It was karaoke night at Guy's. Ex-cons drink free!
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