Nicole Richie puked all over the floor of a Malibu pet store last week. The pregnant socialite was with a friend checking out dogs when she was overcome by various odors. From Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:

Quickly sitting to clear her woozy head, mommy-to-be took a deep breath…and started to gag just as a quick-thinking salesgirl plopped a trash can in front of her and… HURRRLLLL! As pet-browsers gaped, embarrassed Nicole quickly fished out a tissue, cleaned herself off and scampered for the exit. (Source)

"... quickly fished out a tissue and cleaned herself off"...? Holy implied masturbation Batman--sounds like Nicole found herself a copy of last month's Victoria's Secret catalog! Not that I would know anything about that. I had a, umm, friend who told me, umm ... OK, maybe once a few years ago when I was in between relationships, but that's it, I swear ... what? ... fine *sigh*, Sears catalog.