Pretty On The Outside

You'd think a fancy wedding with hundreds of guests in a historic French castle would drain your bank account? Nope--Eva and Tony Longoria actually profited from it. In addition to picking up a cool $2 million from OK! magazine for exclusive photos from their wedding last weekend, all of the goody bags given to guests were sponsored. From this morning's New York Post:

Those invited to the insanely over-covered nuptials got $700 bracelets from French jeweler Van Cleef & Arpels, along with Bebe bags filled Vitamin Water, L'Oreal products for women and a Cole Haan kit for men. At least the lovebirds paid for their wedding rings and luxurious gifts for each other, but, "They didn't purchase anything for their guests," said our insider. Even the tacky "Mrs. Parker" track suit Longoria sported before hopping on her honeymoon plane was a gift from Bebe, the fashion company she endorses. (Source)

The sponsored goody bags are just the tip of the iceberg--imagine if Eva ever had a baby! "Eva's second cycle of contractions sponsored by Cingular Wireless--Raising the Bar" or "Eva's dilated cervix brought to you by Dell--Dude you're getting a Dell!" ... and the obvious "Eva breast feeding her baby courtesy of the California Milk Processor Board--Got Milk?"