Caught Lindsay Lohan on Gmail chat a little while ago. Had a bit of a longer conversation than last time. I don't know about you but I get the feeling she really likes me. I may ask her to winter formal.
NOTE: The "cal" person she's referring to that took the naked pictures is ex-fling Calum Best.
NOTE II: This isn't a spoof or joke post. Someone hooked me up with Lohan's email a while back (NOT the one that was made public earlier this year). If you have any email adddresses/phone numbers of somebody famous, send them to me!
UPDATE: I'm moving this post to the top for the next day or so for all the New York Post visitors. All the new stories will be underneath it.
UPDATE II: Sorry about the slow loading. I'm getting absolutely slammed with traffic. I may not be able to post much today because my server has caught on fire.
UPDATE III: Might as well take advantage of all this traffic. Gratuitous Lindsay Lohan bikini pics:
You can check out more Lohan bikini candids here and here. Or maybe you prefer Hayden Panettiere (here and here)?
Grand Canyon shot glass? Fucking hilarious!
barely.
I love that Lindsay thinks pictures are taken "from" you rather than "of" you. Apparently she holds with those cultures that feel everytime a picture is taken, a bit of your soul is stolen.
Lindsay is a beautiful woman, too bad she acts like a retard and is a lesbian. But her beauty.. classic.
Classic beauty? Man I need to get a hold of whatever drugs you have.
Holy cow! That was hilarious when you mentioned the alcohol withdrawals!! I'm sitting here waiting at Ikea customer service and started laughing so loud, people around me are giving me dirty looks! Love it!
No f'n way! Nobody has balls that big, bro. I would have paid to see her face when she read "they're not jewish, are they?" If this is real, then you are my hero.
Hahahaha. You totally just made my day.
Having said that, I can't wait to see the nekkid pics, and we all know that the sex tape will be out soon. Next time you're on Gmail chat, tell that ho to hurry up and release that shit. What a hot ass mess.
What a charming and gracious girl!
Aren't you clever! Picking on someone who gets herself into enough trouble as it is. Way to go, you.
Dave wrote, "I love that Lindsay thinks pictures are taken “from” you rather than “of” you."
She's saying he took the pictures FROM her computer. Is English a second language?
I can't believe you said all that It must suck being harassed all the time. Poor girl can't even go online without someone making fun of her. Whoever gave you that gmail should be ashamed because no one deserves that shit, no matter how low or trashy they are. Like you've never made mistakes? Lucky for you when you did there were'nt hundreds of people to shove it in your face.
::sigh::
What is it with this site lately? These newbies are a little too high-strung. Do people even read the links they click on, or pay attention to what they are entering into their browser? This is CELEB SLAM.
ummm Dave is right. Emmie: if she was saying what you are saying she said she would be saying that calum stole them from her while he was naked.
Is English you people's second language? Because the way I read it, Lindsay had naked pictures of herself somewhere - surprise,surprise! - and Calum took those pictures away from her. Calum, however, wasn't the photographer - therefore, he didn't take pictures "of" her. Then again, English IS my second language so that's probably why I got that.
"She’s saying he took the pictures FROM her computer. Is English a second language?"
No, no she's not.
"Left a file on my desktop saying HE GOT THE PICTURES...."
That's the part that says the hacker acquired the photographs.
"the pictures Cal took from me naked".
That's the part where she shows that she's about as smart as Jessica Simpson is, as far as intelligent celebrities go. "Took from me naked" can, in no way, shape, or form, be translated into "someone took the pictures from my computer".
You're an idiot. Go back to school.
it’s kinda tragic that you have to consider asking a preteen girl who likes to pretend to be lindsay lohan on the net to your prom because you just can’t get a date.maybe if you spent more time in the real world and less time in conversations with fake celebs you just might get a real girlfriend- no promises mind…..
What is this, english class? Who gives a hot shit.
At least one media outlet thought this was newsworthy:
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/lohan%20angry%20about%20stolen%20nude%20shots_1037463
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com
don't listen to the nay sayers.i too have had several conversations with celebrities. i once asked tom hanks for 50 bucks plus i'm always talking to elvis- he spends weeekends in my basement (well the basement of the facility where i'm currently housed)remember- its true if you keep believing its true
you do realise that the the typical profile of a person claiming internet contact celebrities is about 12 years old, female and with serious personal'issues'
Dude! youre SO my new hero. that shit was too too funny. do it again. please.
Lindsay is very talented, and she's starring in the thriller movie "I Know Who Killed Me" this July. She's been through a whole lot. But yeah, like they say. "We will laugh at glided butterflies", which means not to get TOO far in hollywood.
I just wanna know where I can find these pictures on the internet so I can start masturbating.
lol@ News of the World for believing this... there are so many people posing as Lindsay online that unless you're in a webcam chat, I wouldn't trust any of it, especially when she volunteers supposed info that there are stolen naked pictures of herself floating around. About as believable as that Myspace loveletters to Samantha Ronson claim.
hi, where can i get her gmail address so i can chat with her too!? please tell me.
if u got th pics, put em out before lawyers shut th shit down...once they hit th net, she won't be able to stop em.
According to me, Lindsay would have to use a different attitude. If he has of your photos it makes it to publish them. He tries to be always advanced.
Hey Nick, you're gonna be a star. You got a nice mention in the NY Post this morning. Eventually the government is gonna hold hearings on shutting down websites like yours and anything else that isn't nice to celebrities, so can you do me a favor? When you're testifying infront of Congress, give me a shoutout? Mention that I'm a complete ass with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
She was awake at 9 a.m.?
YOU ARE AWESOME!!! I love it!! Grand Canyon...classic!!
If it is real, pretty funny but I am doubting the whole Lohan Nude pictures exist about as much this whole JJ Abrams Slusho Godzilla Movie.
Lindsay is really cool,she lives her time as she fucking likes no matter what some hypocrites says about her. She is a nice person and deserves the very best.
Shut up you asses. I really doubt that it's really Lindsay. Sure, this is CELEB SLAM, and I do read your site, and enjoy it. But this just takes it a bit to far. Next time, get to thinking.
I'm AM LINDSAY LOHAN AND U GUYS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi,lindsay lohan.how are you along samanthou..??
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