Apologies for the back-to-back Kelly Clarkson stories but this one's pretty good. In a candid interview with USA Weekend magazine (on newstands tomorrow), Kelly reveals that *gasp* she's eaten a marijuana cookie before (Editor's Note: is anyone else surprised her first drug experience involved cookies?):
"It was in Amsterdam. It is legal there, and it is not legal here. I don't ever do anything illegal here. I have never smoked anything in my life. I've never tried any drugs. I wouldn't do anything that would cause holes in your brain or your nasal cavity. Call me Texan, but I don't think of marijuana like that. I don't understand people who drink too much. I think, 'Why do you drink so much? It just adds calories.' " (Source)
Christ, could you imagine a stoned Kelly Clarkson? No calorie would be safe. 7/11 stock would shoot through the roof.
Dude...make up your mind....a girl's either a skeleton like Nicole Richie (and yeah, she's way too thin) or overweight? So Kelly's a little curvy...that's not the same thing as fat..she's cute as hell
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Awe, what a good girl. She's not into the stinky, but let's see how she's doing in about 5 years when her career is over. She'll be doing lines of coke off of a negro's penis and washing it down with jim bean. F'n goody-two-shoes.
There is a huge gap between Nicole Richie and Kelly Clarkson. Richie is a skeleton. Clarkson is fat. Phil, that still leaves about six hundred miles of space for other body shapes.
IS SHE KIDDING? EATING A COOKIE WITH MARIJUANA AS THE MAIN INGREDIENT MOST CERTAINLY DOES MEAN SHE HAS INGESTED A "DRUG", LEGAL OR NOT. WHAT A DUNDERHEAD!!!!!!
Note to Carlos: She'll be doing lines of coke off a NEGRO'S penis and washing it down with JIM BEAM? Dude, what century are you from? Substitute Black dude [Negro] and Dirty Martini [Jim Beam] and she can party with me.
She is also grossly mistaken in thinking that what she does as an American citizen on foreign soil is legal. If I were to gain access to Cuba (extremely difficult if you do so legally) say for example I were a missionary or had family there.. and as an American citizen purchased a cuban cigar that would be illegal. Matter of fact you don't even need be in Cuba as the embargo makes ALL trade illegal. Aside from some govt. worked produce deals etc. If I am in a Amsterdam buying pot (which by the way is only borderline legal in the nederlands, it's not like woodstock or anything) then I am still committing a crime that could be punishible upon re-entry to my country. But yeah I'd hit it lol.
I think she needs to start doing drugs. It would be best if she did coke or crack. Anything that will make her shed that weight.
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