I’m ugly!

This story is wrong on so many levels. From the New York Post:

Josh Duhamel is one lucky dog (Editor's Note: WTF?!?). The hunk not only has the No. 1 movie in the nation, "Transformers," he's just installed a stripper pole at home so live-in girlfriend Fergie can entertain him with a little bump and grind. "Fergie is taking lessons, but she won't get on it until she knows what she's doing, 'cause she doesn't want to look stupid," Duhamel tells next month's Glamour. He adds there's "no way" he could have scored with the Black Eyed Peas stunner when he was younger: "She would have been too hot for me in high school. I would have been intimidated by her." (Source)

She "doesn't want to look stupid?" She should have thought of that before she pissed her pants on stage last year (pics below). And as far as being pretty good at "bumping and grinding" on a stripper pole, she should be an expert considering she probably polishes her own pole each night. Now, I'm not saying this chick is manly, it's just that her five o'clock shadow sometimes makes me jealous.

Fergie pees herself

Fergie pisses herself

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Oh man how emberassing, she wet her pants

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Fergie is a perfect example of how a woman can absolutely maximize her potential looks through hard work, good nutrition, and exercise and yet still come-up way, way short of being even remotely attractive.

I love Josh. He is too good for this meth head. Call me, baby!

Shouldn't she be called "The Black Eye PEE"?

is tha pee or sweat

I think pee since she doesn't have sweat anywhere else.

hey jush plz email me youare very good actor

8 inches, it's Black Eyed pee-pee.

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