John Travolta loves food

They also sue airports because they can't land their private jumbo jets there! From the New York Daily News:

The rich have such problems. "Hairspray" star and pilot John Travolta has sued an airport in Ocala, Fla., for trying to keep his personal jets off the runway. It seems when he bought an estate at Jumbolair, an aviation-themed development in central Florida, the actor understood he could land his planes -including a Boeing 707 and a four-engine Qantas commercial passenger jet - next door at Greystone Airport. "The runway is not suitable for heavy aircraft. It is cracking and breaking," said Greystone airport owner James Garemore. (Source)

What, an article about John Travolta and no mention of his wacky sci-fi religion?!? The media is really slipping. As a devoted Scientologist, I wonder if John's had his jet specifically modified to travel into the vast wastelands of space ... or as I like to call it: Kelly Preston's vagina.

Scientologists actually believe in this shit

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