Us Weekly is reporting that Jessica Alba and her boyfriend of two and-a-half years, Cash Warren, have split up:

Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore." Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out. The breakup "happened...almost out of nowhere," the source says. "[Cash] thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know....he's totally devastated. But it was all her." (Source)

God damn, what a bitch! I'm surprised Jessica didn't buy Cash a new dog yesterday just so she could kick it today. On the brightside, at least Jessica can eat whatever she wants. I learned in Bio 101 that cholesterol doesn't affect hearts made of steel.

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[Splash News]