
Scarlett Johansson working on her new movie Midnight in Barcelona
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Scarlett Johansson working on her new movie Midnight in Barcelona
More Scarlett Johansson pictures after the jump...

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Though her custody agreement with ex-husband Kevin Federline specifically states that she is not allowed to take their two children out of California without written permission from Kevin, Britney Spears took their two children out of California without written permission from Kevin. To the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas. And then a whole bunch of shit happened. Of course it did. Entertainment Tonight Online has the details of what went down yesterday:
At 11:55 a.m. Vegas police responded to a disturbance call at the Wynn. Officers who responded say while Britney was being escorted through the hotel, her private security officer Julio Camera was involved in an altercation with a photographer trying to get pics of the pop star. The photog alleged that Camera battered him. Following an investigation, police issued Camera a citation for misdemeanor battery (pic below). A separate incident report was also filed Thursday -- this time by Britney -- who alleges another photographer, Kyle Henderson, battered both her security officer and one of her sons. Both incidents are currently under investigation by the L.V.M.P.D. (Source)
Haven't we been reading for months that Britney is gonna lose custody of Jayden and Sean because of her erratic behavior? So what the hell is taking so long? And don't give me that lame "kids are better off with their mother" excuse. Britney's kids would be better off abandoned in a field.

As expected, Nicole Richie pled guilty to DUI charges today in a Los Angeles County courtroom. In addition to a sentence of four days in County Jail, the celebutard was fined $2,048 and ordered to take a 21-day alcohol education course; she has until September 28th to serve the time. Though California law mandates a minimum five-day sentence for anyone convicted of a second DUI (Richie pled no contest to DUI charges in 2002), Richie received credit for the six hours she served after her bust last year. So let that be a lesson California law and your so-called "mandatory sentences"--don't fuck with Nicole Richie.

According to sources, Nicole Richie will plead guilty to DUI charges in a Los Angeles courtroom today. Richie was busted back in December after she drove on the wrong side of the 134 freeway in Burbank. Since this is her second DUI conviction, the starlet will be forced to do at least five days in jail. So you know what that means ... CAVITY SEARCH! Christ, could you imagine having to do a cavity search on Nicole Richie? I'd rather run a marathon through the streets of Baghdad dressed as Uncle Sam.

They also sue airports because they can't land their private jumbo jets there! From the New York Daily News:
The rich have such problems. "Hairspray" star and pilot John Travolta has sued an airport in Ocala, Fla., for trying to keep his personal jets off the runway. It seems when he bought an estate at Jumbolair, an aviation-themed development in central Florida, the actor understood he could land his planes -including a Boeing 707 and a four-engine Qantas commercial passenger jet - next door at Greystone Airport. "The runway is not suitable for heavy aircraft. It is cracking and breaking," said Greystone airport owner James Garemore. (Source)
What, an article about John Travolta and no mention of his wacky sci-fi religion?!? The media is really slipping. As a devoted Scientologist, I wonder if John's had his jet specifically modified to travel into the vast wastelands of space ... or as I like to call it: Kelly Preston's vagina.

Erika Christensen at the Los Angeles premiere of The Simpsons Movie
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Jennifer Garner's lace thong made an unscheduled appearance at the Santa Monica Farmer's Market earlier this week. I'll tell ya' what, I'm more than a little surprised. Before seeing these pics, I would have bet my life Jen wore briefs. Lace is so impractical--it gives the testicles absolutely no support ... so I've heard.
NOTE: The fact Jennifer's bending over to tend to her one-year-old daughter make these pictures extra creepy.