Here's some old bikini pics of Nicole Kidman I ran across today. In that respect, they're a lot like my neighbor's cat.
July 2007 Archives
According to friends of Cash Warren and Jessica Alba, the reason for the couple's recent breakup was not because of another man--as many have speculated--but because Jessica wanted to get married and Cash didn't. An insider told the New York Daily News:
"[Cash] wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."Apparently Alba got serious pangs at the recent fairy-tale chateau wedding of her friend Eva Longoria.
"Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful," says the friend. "That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris." (Source)
What the hell is Cash waiting for?!? He can't possibly do better than Jessica Alba. She's basically a smoking hot ATM machine--but with less personality ... at least that's what I tell myself so I can sleep at night.
Anyone ever notice how much Britney Spears' son, Sean Preston Federline, looks exactly like Gwen Stefani's son, Kingston Rossdale? Take away Sean Preston's physical and emotional scars, cuts, tapeworm, trenchfoot, plague, ten extra pounds from all the Pepsi he's gulped down out of his sippy cup, and they're practically the same baby.
Last week's video shoot for Britney Spears upcoming single "Give Me More" was a total disaster. The shoot took 18 hours and Britney managed to piss off every crew member by leaving for an hour to get a massage. And then she got another one. A massage. For an hour. An on-set source told UK tabloid News of the World:
"She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour's massage — twice. She just didn't want to cooperate and was snotty and rude to everyone — behaving like a complete and utter spoilt brat. When she wasn't pissing people off, Britney was smoking like a chimney. She didn't eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told.'"[Britney] had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance. She was shy or embarrassed or something and she really started struggling with the whole thing. You could see she was getting a bit wobbly but no one expected her to throw a complete fit. Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically. All her make-up had run. By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home. It was a total shambles." (Source)
Who I really feel sorry for is Britney's dog. Look at that poor thing. It'd have an easier time living in Michael Vick's backyard. I'd consider it a major surprise if that thing doesn't end up on the dinner table in the next few months.
Lindsay Lohan's new movie I Know Who Killed Me bombed over the weekend grossing $3.4 million, an average of $2,575 at each of the 1,300 theatres it was shown. By comparison The Simpsons Movie, also in its first week of release, pulled in $71.8 million, an average of $18,319 per theatre. Ouch. Lindsay's career is going down faster than Paris Hilton on a Saturday night ... Sunday night, Monday night, Tuesday night, Wednesday night, Thursday night, Friday night.
From this morning's New York Daily News:
Which troubled young star was overheard asking where to get crystal meth at a Los Angeles nightclub last weekend? (Source)
Abigail Breslin ... she scares me man.
From this morning's New York Post:
Which Hollywood beauty, who's been showing off her bikini bod lately, is fooling everyone with stories of diet and exercise? Friends say she's dropping the pounds the old-fashioned way - by snorting cocaine. (Source)
Again, I think it might be Abigail Breslin. Don't let her 11 years fool you, addiction can strike at any age.
Splash News
For the 50th entry in the popular SUMMER IS HERE bikini series, here's Jerry Hall enjoying the waters of St. Tropez. Wikipedia describes Jerry Hall as "an American supermodel and actress known for being Mick Jagger's long-time companion and commonlaw wife" though I would describe her as a "former, former, former, former American supermodel and actress known for being Mick Jagger's long-time companion and commonlaw wife." Emphasis on the former, former, former, former.
The restraining order can attest to the fact that I love Heidi Klum as much as the next guy. Be it through binoculars or up close in a courtroom, Heidi is a natural beauty. That's why I don't understand these pics--they're more touched up than Macaulay Culkin at a Michael Jackson slumber-party. The editor should've signed his name to each one.
