Britney Spears is cutting everyone out of her life and I do mean everyone. Mom? Gone! Cousin Alli? Gone! Publicist? Gone! Business manager? Gon ... just kidding, even Britney isn't that stupid .... oh wait. From this morning's New York Post:

Nobody can control Britney Spears. Now she's taken over as her own business manager and publicist. Though she's still signed to Jive Records, a source told Page Six, "She is doing all of her own business now." Our spy saw Spears at Aspen on West 22nd Street yesterday afternoon "signing contracts" - possibly related to the recent deal she inked to open a Las Vegas club. (Source)

Britney Spears is negotiating contracts all by herself. Holy shit this is great. Every clause in every contract she signs will end with "...and I get Cheetos whenever I done ask you but sometimes I get Funyuns." "But Britney, this is a contract for your gardening--I'm a damn gardener!" ... [Britney scratches her head] "Are youuhh tryin' to take 'vantage of me, mister?"

From confusion to utter confusion, the many faces of Britney Spears: